EXSTACY BOMBING

It appears that the ARMY and CIA have been working on a secret bunker busting bomb that can penetrate the earths core and evenly distribute effective doses of the drug exstacy or MDMA. The bombs penetrate as far as 100 feet down into the ground where they explode releasing an undetectable gaseous form of the popular "love drug".   The gasses released will cover 2.6 square miles and within 45 minutes  render all violent persons tame and loving.  These bombs were tested on insurgents in a recent battle in Fallujah.  The 234 Iraqi men and women in the bombs radius did indeed feel the effects and were quite docile and reportedly 225 of them were naked when troops discovered them. Sources say they were easily apprehended by US and British troops.  "It was an instant Iraqi orgy" Said Private T. Fitsimmons of the 23rd division. His Captain Fergoson said  "We had to party with them till their buzz was gone. We just piped in  Becky Baeling's hit  "If You love me".  The beat came in and took them over.  No need for guns. They had such a good time dancing and sexing and then they talked and confessed all their evil deeds and cleansed their souls in long emotional self realizing conversations.  They were hugging and asking for American visas."   
The bombs are going to start a new era of drug warfare and leading the way are the pharmaceutical company's.  Experts say  the drug leaves little side effect but does lead to in-discriminant peace,  hugging and telling people that you love them.
Reporting from The netherworld of Jason Paige
Jason Paige

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[nigger]

i love coke and exstacy and weed