In this recent video upload on famed site YOUTUBE.COM I make history again as the most downloaded voice on the net. Over 6 million and climbing have watched these kids rock out to my voice. All without even a mention. Let your gifts be shared, and ask nothing in return but relish in the pleasure of sharing them.
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My girlfriend calls me 9 times a day to tell me we need space.
I mean XXX-Mass!
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THE TRUE JASON PAIGE
This collection of hysterical videos originally aired on Manhattan cable TV 95-99 has made its way to the web to entertain the whole world. Whats Up, originally a rock band morphed into a TV show, quickly garnished an underground cult following and spawned the current state of boundary breaking TV as we know it. Myself Jason paige and my three compatriots, Russ Irwin, Ben Warren and Tom Canjemi, fearlessly exposed ourselves to the masses in unexpurgated skit and song.
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IRMA Entertainment Presents
A LAUGHING MATTER
JASON PAIGE
Reveals the hysterical truth about his genital piercing, his pointed head, his sexual obsession, political and spiritual affiliation and more through song and character.
Special guests:
Everet Bradley
David Cook
and more
Cutting Room
19 west 24th st.(bet bway&6th)
$10
Reservations recommended
212 691 1900
ANNIVERSARY
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The union of two souls,bodies, minds is a absolute miracle. I have been united for 5 years August 10th.
I have learned more grown more evolved more changed more loved more created more experienced more felt more and been challenged more in the past 5 years than in the rest of my life combined. This commitment has immeasurable benefits spiritually physically and emotionally. There is nothing more important in life than the experience of relationship to other beings and when one can walk the earth with the heart and soul of another infused in his being one is more than one. I dedicate this song to my love of 5 years. A dream in human form, an angel of love, a goddess, a leader and beacon of wonderful energy paving the way for all humanity. BECKY BAELING.
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Friday July 22
8:30 P.M.
General Admission: $22.50
Meet the world's most eclectic ensemble: 40 world class musicians, singers, dancers, suprise guests and more. Together they fuse, mega rock hits, classical, jazz and original music, with a comic script interweaving art and politics.
"a real hoot" (L.A. times)
Winner! "Best rock Opera of the Year" (L.A. Music Awards)
"The arrangements are nothing short of amazing" (Air Music)
Ford Amphitheatre
Just off the 101 (Hollywood) freeway across from the Hollywood Bowl and south of Universal Studios. Grounds open 2 hours before showtime for picnicking
tickets: www.fordamphitheatre.org
323 461 3673
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I"M AT IT AGAIN.
ONLY THIS TIME ON THE WEST COAST
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The recent disasters and weather tragedys have inspired this little ditty
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Just Some Numbers
When tragedy strikes and I’m reeling
From an uncontrollable feeling
And it’s hard to keep dealing with thoughts I can’t comprehend
I have to regain perspective
If I want to remain effective
Cause everything is subjective in the end
So 280,000 perished in a wave
200,000 more each year are burning to their grave
250,000 doctors accidents betray
How much can one grieve?
I can’t conceive
5 million every year from smoking a pack a day
Another 1.5 drunkenly drive their lives away
And yes a million babies die in their cribs where they lay
Yet we live
It’s all relative
Just some numbers to give me piece of mind
Just some numbers to keep myself aligned
With the bigger picture of our lives in space and time
Just some numbers 1 2 3 4
500,000 in Sudan and Darfur
Another 100,000 plus in this Iraqi war
200,000 suicides a year add to the score
Every day
155,000 pass away
30,000 from curable disease
10,000 more from the deadly HIV
25,000 from not enough to eat
Yes they’re gone
But we go on
Just some numbers of how many die
Just some numbers to help me to deny
Cause I cant pretend to comprehend the end of you n I
Just some numbers 1 2 3 4 5
Come on, its no big deal
As long as you’ve got your next meal
Be for real this death I mean life is all that’s left
It’s not that I don’t care
But shouldn’t we be fair
There’s misery everywhere we should respect
Just some numbers that only will increase
Just some numbers to give me inner peace
Cause I cant pretend to comprehend the end of my life’s lease
Just some numbers un, deux, trios, quatre, cinq, six
c 2005
The Best Comedy Show Ever!!!
"THE WHATS UP SHOW"
Aired on Manhattan Public access from 95-2000 attracts a cult following and contimues to supply viewers with the best comedy content available on the web.
EXSTACY BOMBING
It appears that the ARMY and CIA have been working on a secret bunker busting bomb that can penetrate the earths core and evenly distribute effective doses of the drug exstacy or MDMA. The bombs penetrate as far as 100 feet down into the ground where they explode releasing an undetectable gaseous form of the popular "love drug". The gasses released will cover 2.6 square miles and within 45 minutes render all violent persons tame and loving. These bombs were tested on insurgents in a recent battle in Fallujah. The 234 Iraqi men and women in the bombs radius did indeed feel the effects and were quite docile and reportedly 225 of them were naked when troops discovered them. Sources say they were easily apprehended by US and British troops. "It was an instant Iraqi orgy" Said Private T. Fitsimmons of the 23rd division. His Captain Fergoson said "We had to party with them till their buzz was gone. We just piped in Becky Baeling's hit "If You love me". The beat came in and took them over. No need for guns. They had such a good time dancing and sexing and then they talked and confessed all their evil deeds and cleansed their souls in long emotional self realizing conversations. They were hugging and asking for American visas."
The bombs are going to start a new era of drug warfare and leading the way are the pharmaceutical company's. Experts say the drug leaves little side effect but does lead to in-discriminant peace, hugging and telling people that you love them.
Reporting from The netherworld of Jason Paige
Jason Paige
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A TWISTED SHOW IN NYC
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@THE CUTTING ROOM Friday Nov 26th
10 pm
19 west 24th st
Between B'dwy 'n 6th
$10
for reservations
212 691 1900
or email me
I will be debuting my new song" THANKS-KILLING" in honor of the true nature of the holiday.
Every year at this time we are toasting with wine
Giving thanks for the friends we have made
Celebrating the season but what is the reason
For all this hub-bub and parade
Does anyone care why we have this affair
In this great land we’ve claimed
Do I dare to make you aware
And suggest that this day be renamed
Thanks-killing
Thanks to all who unwillingly died
For some recipie’s and pumpkin pie
Whipped crème on the side its true
Thanks –killing
That’s what happens when colors collide
In this countries first genocide
History books lied to you
But it’s OK
Look at this land we have today
Though some did get away
From extermination
They’re on a reservation
Thanks-killing
All the blood that was spilling for years
As the white man was cleansing his fears
Oceans of tears would fall
It’s chilling
They’re fulfilling the countries aim
Built our nation through warring and pain
Nothing has changed at all
So be warned
It’s not about the turkey and the corn
This land upon which I was born
Was stolen no debate
That’s why I celebrate
Thanks-killing
Video Highlights from Jason Paige "All By Himself"
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A bipartisan view inspired by a changing evolving society that warrants a changing evolving anthem, proclaiming the truths of its time. Play This For Everybody.
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I sang America at this event to sponsor grassroots democracy. The event packed NYC's Avalon with supporters and raised money for swing state campaigns. The event featured speakers such as Al Franken and Ron Kuby and performer Robert Klein hosted the event. In addition to singing America I performed 4 character monologues further exemplifying the state of our country. The characters Pakistani cab driver, Dude, Spanglish girl, Homey from uptown, remarked on their experiences being here and were well recieved.
If people want war so much how come there are'nt any war marches. If the motives for the public to fight for its country are strong enough wouldnt you see people in the street with banners saying "send the troops" ,"Kill them before they kill us", " Stop the evildoers", "End political dictatorshops", "Invade before its too late", "take their oil", " Kill Korea before they kill us", " Stop the baby killer, kill Sadam", " Protect or defect", " Blow then All To Hell" , "Revenge" , "Fight for freedom" chanting at the White House gates.
And even now you would think that there would be more efforts to stimulate the war effort if there were so many people that believed in it. But theres not.
How can you be pro life and pro war. We have a pro life Army. How is that possible. An army that comes from a nation where stem cell research is banned. Scientific studies on frozen embryo's is against the law but collateral damage killing thousands of innocen civillians in a war is OK. I know how to stop the war. Tell the president hes killing lots of unborn children with the collateral damage.
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND
Monday
September, 6th 9pm
@ THE CUTTING ROOM
"Without Jacko, Liza, Enrique or Pikachu, Jason Paige performs his craziest songs ever! This x-rated cabaret filled with musical parodies, confessions, impersonations all displayed with Jason's versatile vocal chops create a performance experience to be remembered.
A rare chance to see talent and craft collide in a burst of music-comedy madness!"
-his Momz
19 West 24th street (bet. Bway & 6th)
$5.00 + Two drink minimum
Reservations Recommended
212 691 1900
or Email Headlessjason@aol.com
